35 Genius Reactions To Horrible Park Jobs 

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Ha ha I need to do this! 

Ever thought you did a horrible parking job, but then evaluate and think it's too much trouble to correct it before walking away. Well, some of these people I'm sure regretted that decision pronto, maybe go as far as say an embarrassment?

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Well, one look at this car, and unless you carry a carpet knife in your back pocket, chances are you won't be making it to the ball Cinderella. Maybe next time don't park over the line in your fairy pumpkin on wheels. 

Can you imagine coming out to your car and seeing your car wrapped in saran wrap? I mean, how do you even go about getting this off in a timely fashion? You know you're going to be late for work on this day...but the guy deserves it, look at his parking job, actually, it honestly was a female.

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The fire dept seriously couldn't have went around it?

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Parking near a fire hydrant is a non-refundable risk assessment this unfortunate car owner had to experience. Imagine coming to your car and experiencing this heartbreak moment when you're late to your next meeting, and the whole 'dog ate my homework' excuse seems habitually lame yet far from an exaggeration. 



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Dinner anyone?

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I wonder if this guy has his driver's license? Maybe he came for the early bird rush and never left because the bloomin onions were still roasting. Not sure how that jeep got out of that car. Seems like a tight squeeze to me, or how about the squeeze between the jeep and the camry. Something about parking etiquette....

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Why, just why?

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Even the rain can't excuse this parking job. Seems like a valet in Europe lost a set of keys from a few days ago. If there wasn't a valet involved then these other cars, who boxed this guy in, showed him a thing or two about parking spots. Tough love!

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I hate this!!!!

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Even when there is no one around, don't be that guy and forget how to differentiate lines in a parking lot. Some people have no issues with chalk and will be happy to put you in your place, while knowing you're not more special to park in two spots rather than one! This type of parking job doesn't not allow a second take so be mindful of who may be watching! 

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Bahahahaha!!!

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WOW! Not sure if the fact this guy took up 4 parking spots or the fact all that stuff is on his car is worse! I guess driving a red sports car got to the guys head and he figured God owed him the privilege. The crime here is a cross between selfishness and most likely later a heartfelt regret for James Dean. 

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This guy took his time to write this and it's priceless!!

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I would love to meet this guy and understand the full situation. Getting this note must have shocked the bad parker and humoured them as well. If I got to my car and read this note I'm pretty sure I'd be looking around in a humorous fashion, but certainly not wanting to meet this guy! Maybe a stand up comedian taking in consideration the well played referencing. 

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Spiderman drives?

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HAHA! Spiderman drives AND has pretty handwriting. The comic book series continues! Spiderman you are on my neighborhood watch anyday! Not only was he looking out for this parking spot but he recycles napkins too! Trying to get out of a spot that is too tight or when you're boxed in is not a fun time trying not to set the other guys car alarm off. Yikes, we need more heroes in this world! 

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Not a parking spot?

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Clearly the cart guy at this store is not a fan of the illegal parking. Interesting enough the first car made a statement and two more cars followed suite. Never underestimate any hourly position of a department store! This is clearly not a parking spot and the employee made it very clear for those shoppers. Life shouldn't be this hard, but if you don't follow the rules as a member for society then the lessons will just keep getting harder-- like lessons from a parking lot cart employee!

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Handicap?

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The person who did this post-it-job was seriously a professional. I have had my car full of post its when I came out in the morning, thanks to my lovely sister, but not anything like this. Mine was just all colorful and not to this extent, but to be able to do a handicap sign out of post it notes, takes someone with a lot of talent. I wonder if he just parked in a parking spot or if he actually blocked a ramp for a handicap guy? Is this a cop standing there admiring this guy's work? I love it!

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Ohhhh I hate this!!!

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HAHA I bet you by looking at this picture one can tell whose car was there first! The jeep owner must've thought this parking job was funny and he figured he'd play along with the joke! Hopefully when he gets back to his car he won't find out that it has been keyed! Some people don't like to laugh at their own jokes! 

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Did someone seriously build this?

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Apparently people don't like cars that save the environment and space! Clearly this Smart Car parked here when he shouldn't have, but slyly thought he could get away with it, being a Smart Car you'd think he would be SMARTER! The car behind him can't go forward or backward nor can the car in front of him reverse! Yikes, that could be major bumper damage. 

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Is this a rock?

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AHHHHHHH! The famous rock launch onto someone's car has arrived!! I hope this rock didn't fall onto this guys car, but out of someone else's hands! To make fun of someone's parking, is one thing, but taking the law into one's hands and damaging someone else's property isn't cool nor legal. It's sad some people can't handle their anger and do things in a kosher manner. 

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Mr. Cool guy...

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Hey Mr. Cool Corvette Guy!!! Yeah that's me in my truck trying to teach you a lesson in this parking lot! My jeep can be a rock star too, and hey look I'm floating on the curb better than you! Even though when a cop comes around and tickets me, yeah the Jeep Cool Guy, I'll still feel like I won my battle with this epic picture. Wish I could've gotten your license plate NOT-SO-COOL-CORVETTE guy! I guess sometimes I need to let things go. 

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This picture though....

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"That's a paddlin" is a catchphrase made famous by the character "Jasper" in The Simpsons. Just in case you were wondering. This bad parker was lucky to run into an artist today! I guess things could have been far worse, I don't know about you but I would much rather get a drawing then a nasty note! Oh Homer! 

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ahhhhh that sucks

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I am guessing this Range Rover ran out of spots on a dump truck's route day. Good thing those dumpsters have wheels or this guy may be out of a 100K car until next week! Next time, I'm sure this guy won't park where he isn't supposed to! 

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Chalk!

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I love the chalkers who decide to get back a bad parker! They wash away, no harm is done, and all who pass can enjoy! Sometimes one can be driving a big truck, but just do the right thing and back it up again and straighten out! Jeez did no one pass math years ago?! 

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Oh yes! Love this!

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Well sometimes we take what is ours regardless of someone else's bad decisions. Hopefully this Ford can explore forwards, if not he better have some big muscles to lift this motorcycle mistake he needs to make right. I am impressed with this motorcycle guy actually. He knows what's his and he wants everyone to know. PERFECT and BOOYAH! 

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oh no, not the boot...

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HAHA! Well this parking attendant was not fooling around when he decided to boot this truck! Play by the rules young Jimmy! Making a bad parking call is going to cost a pretty penny to get out of it. The lesson for the day is you get what you put out so be kind and rewind into your ONE parking spot you get!

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I didn't know there was awards for parking!

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I can't imagine getting to my office and having a picture of my car all over every sign board humiliating me. YIKES! But sometimes when karma doesn't get you other people will! I wonder if there were many spots left and this guy just took it upon himself in hi Buick to park in two spots like a "gangsta". HAHA wrong place with flyer like that going around! 

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Rav4 vs. Camaro

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Once again a jeep tries to out-do the sports car. The yellow sporty guy can't even get in his car, and anyone looking at this situation can tell that this guy was in the wrong considering how far over he is to the left for the jeep to have to park on the sidewalk. Maybe the guy who parked on the side wlak should also print and post this picture around what seems to be a mall area, just for kicks and giggles....well maybe all giggles. 

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This guy gets to be a movie star!

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Maybe Spiderman is back in action in this neighborhood! Or maybe Indiana Jones live's nearby? Nothing thats more exasperating is when a car is parked over the side walk and you're on you're bike. BAM!! Straight into the wheel I try to add. This note is quite funny and I give props for the writer and his ingenuity.

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Happy Birthday!

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A HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY Parking Award is handed to this guy! He may not have done anything wrong yet, seems like someone thought it was necessary to give him an award, maybe a pass for being able to park like a jerk no problem! Looks like it's party time inside this car, maybe his "party parking fowl" is lock your car always!

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oldie

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Taking up 4 spots in a parking lot is quite the feat! Hopefully this guy is as old as his car so we can blame his vision or mobility. But crikey! Hopefully, the guy finds the parking chalk amusing and not offensive and hopefully he doesn't walk out of the store with a cane! Not sure who should feel bad then! 

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You're special!

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Two parking spots makes you special? Man, I think I've been doing it wrong this whole time. I want to feel special too! I'm not quite sure what's under the fuzzed-out area but I'm guessing it's not further flattery! I'm a fan of the chalk still though, words go from funny to offensive.

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Potato Heads

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For someone to go into Mr. Potato detail for this parking job, I'm guessing this car was parked for a little while longer than....too long. The produce army sounds like a crazy threat and hopefully it's not a tomato army being flung and stuck onto that paint job. If I was that guy who received the potato army I would keep those guys forever and bleach them. Makes for a good story and some family laughs at Christmas time.

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SUV guy is so screwed

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Looks like this guy either had a birthday or has been a real jerk in the office this week. Obviously all the cars are out of the parking lot, except these guys. Hopefully the guy finds out who has boxed him in and is friendly about it. And most importantly can get to his car. Some sick joke if you ask me. 

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Monster truck - gotta love it!

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HAHA!!! AHHHHH the monster truck threat. This is so great. One in like 700 million people must own one. Blocking in a monster truck threat guy has to make this bad parker think about even parking in this parking lot ever again! I'd be scared a Darth Vader look alike isn't waiting for me around some corner after I lock my car. A pile of scrap is quite scary and makes me think back on the Brave Little Toaster and his scrap yard days. Hopefully this guy can begin parking right so the wrath can't be taken out on potentially nearby parkers! 

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Double boot? Oh man.

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The Double BOOT! Looks like this is worth the 5 parking spots he is responsible for. Even a celebrity wouldn't park like this. What is great revenge is this guy doesn't need to pay once, but twice for his parking 'permits'.

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Princesses don't drive silly!

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HAHA this pink chalk says it all to the owner of this mini van. This chalk idea is stellar, and I really think we all need a few sticks in our cars, and not the breakable in a million pieces kind! But the kind that will stay together longer and be used for perfectly good reasons!

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Parking instructions!

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This sign is quite unique and detail oriented! Looks like this owner of her house has tried to squeeze by one too many times to leave her house. This could be a priceless sign or hopefully not asking for trouble. I can't imagine being late for work and having to shove right by someone's bumper in the show or even rain!

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Ugh, hate this!

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This guy must have been a valet driver. His fitting is impeccable, and wow look at those tires pointed directly forward! Both of these people parked on the other side are going to have to set off his theft lights or call the police. Not sure how the police will handle this, but I can't imagine leaving a place in a hurry and finding my car parked in in this manner. A professional parker indeed! Too bad his top wasn't down for some real encouragment. 

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Not a ticket!!!!

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Whoever made this ticket lives in an area where parking is very scarce. DC. LA? Maybe even New York? I've got to make and print my own just in case I do not have my chalk with me that day! Such ingenuity in trying to teach people lessons....now if we can just apply that to the success rate of our lives.... 

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Towed..

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I didn't realize people liked their pets this much to make themselves the pet. Grumpy cat? Am I alright? Last time I drove I don't believe I saw a cat driving around town. Except I guess for YouTube, where the craziest of crazies come out to play! This drawing looks great too, perfect reflection of how this person was feeling! 

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This isn't your spot!!!

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HAHAHAHA I think we all just laughed out loud. Great personality and the stick figure brings it all home holding that coffee cup! This must be the simplest but most enthusiastic depiction of how one feels when someone parks wrong. I'm glad I didn't meet any of these people today and sure as hell glad I believe I'm a good parker! To the parking police out there thanks for your civic duty as the people who find the perfect parking spots we owe you! The race is on, and that perfect parking spot is meant for everyone to have fair game. Let it begin!! 

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