When Women Take Their Men Shopping

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It's not always true, but for the most part, women love shopping and bringing their man along with them. Even though they know damn well how much we hate it. We have some great shots here of just how much men loath shopping with their significant others. 

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Knowing what you want, going in to the store and finding it then straight to the register to pay for, then exiting said store, that is ONE thing! However women for some reason enjoy the browsing feature of shopping, sometimes going into a store for tens of minutes only to come out with nothing. This guy has been through it several times and know where the massage chairs are like the back of his hand! 

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Still trying to decide which pair of what look like the exact same pair of shoes... The older gentleman has become a pro while the young rookie takes advantage of the nice comfy couch. It's like punishment when we did nothing wrong. 

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"Hold my purse babe." We've all heard it, we've all done it, we all understand it when we see it. Like a rite of passage that every boyfriend must go through, you'll never see any man judging another for doing this, unless there is no woman in sight... 

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Sitting in boredom has come a long way since the arrival of the smart phone! As long as that's not Pokemon Go on there then wifey can find him right where she left him while he checks the score to to the games. It's not rude when she's been staring at the same pair of jeans for twenty minutes now! 

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"I'll be on the bench near the exit waiting for you, I'm out!" A fed up husband taps out of the shopping experience after being asked his opinion on pretty much every fragrance in the mall. That'll cause quite a headache as it seems. 

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Many shopping mall owners were put through it at one point in their lives, so they know the struggle is real. Luckily they have placed comfortable seats throughout most malls now for the men forced to come along with their significant others. One catches up on some shut eye while the other catches up on some reading. Those are two efficient men who know how to utilize their time in the trenches. 

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No that's not a mannequin in the window, that is just some poor soul imagining his couch and his Xbox. Waiting ever so patiently for his girlfriend to finish trying on the cart full of clothes that will slowly dwindle down to one. Shoes have even come off it's been that long! 

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Out! Those of us who can fall asleep with noise, no pillow, and in an awkward position don't dread being taken to the mall cause they know it means a nice nap for them. Amazing how the girl is ok with this but not him just staying at home...

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You know he's been there a while with all those bags! That look says it all. "Kill me now!" I feel for ya man... Now keep an eye on those bags like a good boyfriend!

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Bringing reading material shows foresight. This comes from experience and/or not fully yet understanding how to work a touch-screen phone. With the amount of down time a man goes through sitting and waiting at a shopping mall, many many books can be read! 

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With so many different colors it's just so hard to choose sometimes. This man is about to lose his marbles waiting in this glorified lawn chair for his indecisive wife! There has to be a simpler way to shop, this is just torture! 

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That look of disdain is not because he is bored waiting at the mall, he's been in this relationship long enough know to know and accept the hell he lives in. This is cause his sole means of entertainment has been taken from him by his daughter. So it's either loud, high-pitched screaming or boredom! 

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After so many times this position actually starts to become comfortable. For those that can never fall asleep in positions like this though, they have to suffer through it. Power naps; helping keep relationships in tact since the shopping mall was created.

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Lamps and chandeliers everywhere...? No problem got me some shades! The "L" shaped couches are nice for a good power nap, especially this leather one.

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Master of napping in virtually any position is this Jedi Napper! All he needs himself is a little lullaby music and a wall and off to cloud city it is. This is a very useful skill to have for any man in a relationship.

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The look of defeat... This young man has had enough of the shopping mall already. Looks like he would spend the night in jail before having to come back to do this! 

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Shopping for purse and shoes... Enough said! This guy's iPhone wasn't enough to keep him from dozing off under a pile of purses and surrounded by shoes. There is no escaping it!

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Later there will be a trial over the thoughts that conspired in this man's head in these exact moments. This is not a happy camper and he really likes camping! Just pretend you're on a golf course buddy, go to your happy place! 

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No chairs, no problem. Smart phone to the rescue again! He'll take sitting on the cold hard floor over pretending to care about which winter coat his girlfriend eventually picks out. 

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Sleeping like this is not easy. When you've suffered though it for years on end, it get's easier and easier as your motivation to leave your reality gets higher and higher. Shouldn't be asked to keep an eye on the bag if he's prone to passing out anywhere! 

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Portable CD walkman, some headphones, and a beanie to pull over his eyes for some nice darkness. This guy has a plan and is executing it well! "I'll be in the sofa section honey just come wake me up when you're all done." 

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Contemplating the single life again. It happens, especially in the shopping mall during the holidays. Dreaded like Sunday morning for church goers, the shopping mall has been responsible for countless relationship ending fights. It's where happy couples go to die! 

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Like a bunch of inmates eagerly awaiting their parole. Some sit patiently while others swipe on tinder trying to find a sane woman who doesn't spend more than 30 minutes in a shopping mall, or better yet... One that shops online and online only! 

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If that man ever goes homeless he won't have trouble finding places he can sleep... Yet another casualty of the woman who is unable to shop alone, for items that are for her. This is his punishment apparently for keeping his eyes on the jogger with the pink sports bra instead of the road... 

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Banished himself to the kiddy table. At least there he can doze off like a 5th grader in social studies. There is ALWAYS a place to escape to! 

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How many burglaries have there been as the result of a passed out boyfriend at a shopping mall? I have no clue myself but it'd be an interesting statistic to see. Being asleep in a position like this means drool for sure. He's going to wake up looking like he wet the bed! 

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Like the general that has seen battle far too many times for any one lifetime. This survivor has hung in there through the years and it is very possible that one day he may even take his last breath there. Seeing as his wife has no plans in the near future of ridding her shopping habit.

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Spend some time in the pen and this is actually a very comfortable custom made bed! This poor guy has been here so long that the pharmacy has even already gone home for the night. Better not fall into too deep of a sleep otherwise he's bound to lose that watch! It is a Walmart after all...

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Ask a man to go shopping, he will probably go cause he enjoys sex, but he won't be happy about it. Ask him to go shopping for a mattress however or anywhere where there are a lot of beds for that matter, and you wont't get any lip. It's like being at home but somewhere else.

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We are all in it together! Each man knows his time will come again sooner rather than later, it's as inevitable as the feeling we get down south when our significant others are back home and super excited about all their new clothes, that's where it all becomes worth it! It may not happen each time, but it's enough of a carrot on a stick to keep us on that treadmill! 

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Passing out at this age wherever you sit down is almost a certainty. The flashbacks of each chair he has had to sit in as he waits for his wife finish shopping are enough to instantly send this man into a coma. Rightfully so as he has put in more than a career's worth at this gig! 

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When there are no comfortable places to sit, that is when you're gonna leave with a grumpy man. Don't expect that sink to get fixed anytime soon when his bum is sore from sitting on tile for a couple hours. Throw us a freaking bone here ladies! 

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Best chairs ever invented! Not only for the inventor who rakes in more change than a vending machine outside a marijuana dispensary, but for the line of men each day that need a place to sit and relax and wither read a book, play on their phone, or take a much needed nap. Also a huge perk for the women as it is an easy pitch to get him to tag along.

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Another couple of smarter fellas utilizing their mandatory down time to catch up on some reading. As soon as live TV is as easily available on cell phones as it is at home, this picture is going to change. So is the way men feel each time they get asked to go shopping. They will just need to invent some kind of headset that allows you to watch your phone and walk at the same time! 

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Xmas season is easily the single worst time of the year to go to the shopping mall! After spending 45 minutes trying to find parking, this elderly man is just trying to find some joy in the giant Xmas tree. Not only does he have to wait for his wife to do her Xmas shopping, but he also gets to look forward to the mayhem of the traffic leaving the mall. 

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When you're dragged along to a mall that has their thermostat set to appeal to those who live in Antarctica, just find the winter section and snuggle up! Even though he found a way to get warm this bearded man is nowhere near his happy place. The sheer joy in his face had top be captured by his girlfriend who just loves making his man feel special apparently. 

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