48 Tans Gone Horribly Wrong
Nothing beats a day out on the beach tanning. But at times those tans can turn into sunburns and ruin you skin. Well the answer to that is spray tan. The Jersey Shore cast essentially made tanning a way of life and brought tons of exposure to it. However, if done incorrectly the results can be catastrophic. Here are some picture of when spray tanning went horribly wrong.
Whoa mama, look at this pair! I am not talking about the breasts. I am talking about the pair of orange ladies. They think the guys are looking at the boobies. Everyone is actually distracted by the orange mugs.
It is the least loved Baldwin. Poor young chap; it is not easy being the youngest. You made the right move with the classy shirt. The duck lips and horrible tan will not save you though.
One of the worst thing about those that tan too much is they think they look good. Look at these faces, they look like they are thinking “we are so sexy.” It looks like that painted their faces with carrot juices. These guys are totally tools and everyone knows it but them.
This man would look class in his suit. The only problem is the spray tan. If only his glow was natural we would be looking at a handsome man. His dumbfounded look does not help is case.
These fashionable young ladies are shocking for all the wrong reasons. They are matching with their pink shirts and hair, and unfortunately for them, their frightfulness! They look like someone’s nightmare. Koreans can be very fashionable but in this case; girls please put down the spray.
You are a Barbie girl in Barbie world. You own that look like it is a good thing. Let me tell you something baby, no one wants a plastic girl. You look like a living doll and it is creepy.
How does one get so tan in Chicago? The answer is spray tan, of course. It is a fake tan and it shows. In contrast to her children she looks like another species.
See your friend there, she sports her own skin and she looks good! What possessed you to paint yourself orange? What happened during your childhood? That is not to mention you have what looks like a whole apple nestled in your check.
Here we see what we assume is a woman. But who knows, she looks like her face is painted on. I like to imagine it is an old man under all that. No sir, we do not want a kiss.
Here we see four tools who are all individually ridiculous. But we will not play that game. The game we play today is; can you spot the man whose mother is a carrot. I give you a hint, it is the orange man who is looking at something to the right.
Now the tan on the left is a little overkill. Once you look a little to the right, you will have nightmares for weeks. She looks like the Goddess of skin cancer. I imagine she is shouting something horrible.
This is wrong in many ways. The kissy face is haunting for sure. The pink shirt and white belt combo is cringe worthy. It seems the fake tan is just a cherry on top.
It looks like Anna Nicole rose from the dead. To hide the fact she is a zombie she covered her scabby pale skin with a fake tan. It does not seem to help this lady. In fact, the rotten skin might look better.
Now it looks like this young boy fell asleep in the tanning bed. Was he wearing gloves in the tanning bed? It must be, just look at the contrast between is real skin and the fake. He needs a tone somewhere in the middle.
There is nothing more pathetic than the aging “rocker.” This guy will never age gracefully. I can’t believe this woman in this photograph looks so comfortable. I would be afraid of his sad orange dork.
This photograph is tricky. At first glance I see just a young man with natural skin tone. If you look again you see an orange gremlin. The gremlin blends into the orange background.
It looks like this mother is really a monster of the night. The legendary orange baby snatcher. The creepy smile does not help her. The lady is actually the mother. Thank God she did not pass down the orange gene.
To be fair, the woman on the right is a little too pale. She looks like a vampire against the black backdrop. Though he looks undead too, with those red eyes. This man almost does not look real.
I bet you think you look dapper, don’t you? You have your suit and your hair is all done up. You thought “all I need is a little fake tan.” Well sir, you blew it.
The tanned tool in the back thinks he is hot. Why can’t his friends tell him he looks ridiculous? Instead, one of his friends looks at the camera with a sad face as if to say “Oh my God why does my friend want to look like a burnt orange?” The other friend is simply cowering in horror.
The fact that they are smiling shows that they are not looking into a mirror. If they were looking into a mirror they would be screaming. Who loves these orange women? Just other orange men? Where do they all meet up?
This couple has to be from Miami. Only there would these two think they look cool. Everything about this man is terrible. Even the cellphone in the selfie has a douche phone case.
Yeah baby I know you think you look good. It is good you got confidence although it makes people wonder if your eyes are working. You look like a sculpture. I like to imagine that this photograph is a live feed video, and laugh.
I would love to see how long this guy took on his hair. But that is the least of his worries. The poor guy lost some of the buttons on his shirt and judging by his face this makes him sad. One of the girls is so embarrassed to be seen by him she turned her back to the camera.
Well it is no surprise that these tan monsters wear Ed Hardy like this one here. This guy looks like he is made of plastic. It is like this girl here mold him out of clay. Perhaps her dad is Josepe and he turned into a real boy.
Now which one is the painting here? The background painting almost looks more human. She does not mind looking fake though. Look at how sexy she thinks she is?
This man looks like he might suddenly go into flames. This is not a healthy glow. It looks like he might be in pain. He is also smooth and slippery looking, and the reflection on his bald head is blinding.
Here we got a couple of “blowout” haircuts and chains. This is Long Island for you. With the diamond earing, dumb side burns, and of course; the tans you know where you are.
Now this is just great. Nothing is naturally that orange, and these guys know it. From what I gather, these guys saw this creature and took a photograph. Little did he know, they were mocking him.
These guys are all done up for the club. The ones on our left look good with their normal skin tone. It seems their orange friend is disrupting their party. Could they teach him the errors of his ways?
Now this is the first tan man I praise. He does not try to look cool or think he is sexy. He just wants to be the Kool Aid man. This is how you have fun with sun rays.
This is why you do not leave the window open at night. Orange monsters of the dark will come right in and do a sexy pose. You have to chase them out the window with a broom before the children see. Just make sure he chase them out and close the window before they take a selfie in your home.
Let us start by saying I do not want to know what is blurred out there. If the person who blurred that out while not blurring out that face, it must be very bad. Here we see this lady in a moment of clarity. She seems to suddenly be aware of her ridiculousness.
Now this guy is pink, not orange. So this tan is not a fake. In fact, it is not a tan. Pink means there was a painful mistake made. I can only imagine his pain.
This oompa loompa quit her job at the chocolate factory. He tried blending into the regular world by dressing as a Long Island Woman. She is not fooling anyone. In this photograph a person on the street calls her out.
This woman on the left is so caked up she is shining. I believe the reflection on her head could cause temporary blindness to any who see it. Moths flew into her head all through the night. And this poor man here had to get close to her to take a photograph.
This photograph is of a fake tanning man who is older than most of the fake tanners on this list. He could serve as a warning. This should be set up as a billboard in Long Island to warn people. With this close up you can see the damage tanning can cause.
There is a certain time some ladies have in their life when they realize they are too old to club. Sometimes they think they can delay this time with a boob job. Most eventually give in but not these ladies here. They think fake tans will save them and will go to clubs until they are just bones clenching handbags.
Another group photo of friends where there seems to be one who does not get it. Even by comparison they do not see their ridiculous. In most scenarios you would swear this man simply has a disease. But those silly faces, they must be Long Islanders.
Oh my goodness no. Even after all these photos so far, this photo makes me cringe! Take the orange out and it still horrible. Add the orange and it is my nightmare. Please gentlemen, no kissy faces.
Young girls selling baked goods, look out behind you! One of the pastries you burnt came alive to take human form and strangle you! Oh wait, this is for tanning salon. That lady back there is just a crazy woman.
You see the difference of about ten years here. The one on the right is about 19, and thinks life is easy if you are cute and do a spray tan. The one on the left is 28. He knows the world is cruel and does not mind being pale with an orange beard while clutching a beer.
If you cut out the orange man on the left, it looks like a nice group of friends. I can imagine the orange one is the friend they all make fun of behind his back. Or perhaps they are worried about him. Maybe this is his intervention.
Her over perky face next to the two others shows her cluelessness. What goes through this woman’s head? With her blonde hair and pink shirt, you can just imagine her shrill voice. I bet she has a little dog in that bag too.
This man used to go to clubs in Long Island with all the other orange people. Then he had to move to San Francisco. There people only made fun of him. But he could not give up the orange skin, instead he stays in his room with his only other friend and parties there all night.
Beauty and the orange beast. This girl is lovely in many ways. It is unfortunate that this carrot man is by her side. It is insulting to single men without artificial color.
This man had his mom take his photo for his Myspace page because no one wants to hang out with him. This man has moved passed orange into something else. His face looks like it is growing scales. He is now becoming a creature ready to kill with its spikes.
We do not end the slide show with the worst photograph. This is far from it. In this photograph it is demonstrated how bad tans happen to good people. Tis girl could be gorgeous but her fake tan is distracting. Fake tans are just never a good idea folks.